Military Jokes and Humor -- The Air Force Vs. The Army

Military Jokes and Humor - The Air Force Vs. The Army Military Jokes and Humor The Air Force Vs. The Army Theres an Air Force fellow driving from McChord to Ft Lewis, and an Army fellow driving from Ft Lewis to McChord. In the night with no different vehicles out and about they hit each other head on and the two vehicles go taking off in various ways. The Air Force fellow figures out how to move out of his vehicle and reviews the harm. He sees his contorted vehicle and says,.....Man, I am extremely fortunate to be alive! In like manner the Army fellow scrambles out of his vehicle and takes a gander at his destruction. He also says to himself, ..... I cannot trust I endure this disaster area! The Army fellow strolls over to the Air Force fellow and says,...... Hello man, I think this is a sign from God that we should take care of our frivolous contrasts and live as companions rather than archrivals The Air Force fellow thinks for a second and says, ...... You know, youre totally right! We ought to be companions. Presently Im going to perceive what else endure this disaster area So the Air Force fellow opens up his trunk and finds a full, unopened jug of Jack Daniels. He says to the Army fellow, I think this is another sign from God that we should toast to our newly discovered comprehension and companionship The Army fellow answers, Youre damn right! what's more, he snatches the container and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. In the wake of taking care of almost a large portion of the jug the Army fellow hands it back to the Air Force fellow and says, Your turn! The Air Force fellow bends the top back on the jug and says, Nahh, I think Ill trust that the cops will appear.